"Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying."
- Ronald Reagan
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it."
- Mark Twain
"The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been anointed."
- Mildred Pepper (often misattributed to her husband, Claude.)
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"It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets."
- Bob Hope
"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."
- Will Rogers
"If you think too much about being re-elected, it is very difficult to be worth re-electing."
- Woodrow Wilson
"A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for."
- Gracie Allen