"No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties."

- Bob Hope

"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency . . . even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting."

- Ronald Reagan

"When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticise or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I get home."

- Winston Churchill

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